Week of 5.25.15

Today I thought I'd further delve into my love of capitalism (see week of 1/12/15 part II).  What better way than to browse www.bestbuy.com and see what gives me a chub?

I decided to get the juices flowing looking at curved TV's.  Hey, go big or go home.

Woah!  That's an expensive TV!  Imagine what kind of fancy pants I'd have to be to have that TV!
On to electric scooters.

Eh...too many poles heading for the asshole...

How about vacuums?

Done. Sure, it looks like an alien's cock, but imagine putting your dick in that thing.  Awesome.

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 4 minutes, 58 seconds

BONER INTENSITY: 8.1

Week of 5.4.2015

When I was in 6th grade I'd get boners a decent amount,  When I was in 6th grade, we also learned about the water cycle.  Connection???  We'll find out!

You all know the facts...let's see if it's boner inducing

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 2 minutes, 14 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 8.8
DISCOVERIES:  Hell yeah, it's boner inducing!  Think about it...you're a drop of water, snug in a lake, surrounded by fluid.  Safe, serene.  You slowly float up into the sky to be cushioned in a beautiful moist cloud.  All this before the ultimate adrenaline rush of sky diving down to earth (probably into some hot babe's cleavage).  I guess I have a fetish for being water.  Is that a common thing?