Week of 5.25.15

Today I thought I'd further delve into my love of capitalism (see week of 1/12/15 part II).  What better way than to browse www.bestbuy.com and see what gives me a chub?

I decided to get the juices flowing looking at curved TV's.  Hey, go big or go home.

Woah!  That's an expensive TV!  Imagine what kind of fancy pants I'd have to be to have that TV!
On to electric scooters.

Eh...too many poles heading for the asshole...

How about vacuums?

Done. Sure, it looks like an alien's cock, but imagine putting your dick in that thing.  Awesome.

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 4 minutes, 58 seconds

BONER INTENSITY: 8.1