Week of 5.4.2015

When I was in 6th grade I'd get boners a decent amount,  When I was in 6th grade, we also learned about the water cycle.  Connection???  We'll find out!

You all know the facts...let's see if it's boner inducing

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 2 minutes, 14 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 8.8
DISCOVERIES:  Hell yeah, it's boner inducing!  Think about it...you're a drop of water, snug in a lake, surrounded by fluid.  Safe, serene.  You slowly float up into the sky to be cushioned in a beautiful moist cloud.  All this before the ultimate adrenaline rush of sky diving down to earth (probably into some hot babe's cleavage).  I guess I have a fetish for being water.  Is that a common thing?