Ron Howard.
Kid Rock.
What do these names have in common, you ask?
They were all in Osmosis Jones!!!!!
I watched Osmosis Jones and charted my boner progress. The first three minutes of the film feature two characters: Bill Murray and a little girl...uh oh. They also feature Mr Murray pouring mayonnaise on an egg, having that egg go into a monkey's mouth, and Mr. Murray eating that egg. It's not until about 12 minutes in that we're introduced to an of-age female character. This is also about the first time we aren't EXTREMELY aware that everything is taking place inside Bill Murray. Which brings me to...
TIME TO BONER (TTB): 12 minutes 46 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 5.8
DISCOVERIES: I might be getting too good at this...
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