Week of 4.6.15

Moving on to the East section of our March Madness Bracket, we'll now answer one of life's most compelling questions: What is more boner inducing...

KRAKEN OR LOCH NESS MONSTER???

Vital Stats:

Kraken
Habitat: Off the Scandinavian coast
Nickname: N/A
Size: 50 feet

Loch Ness Monster

Habitat: Loch Ness, Scotland (obviously, you idiot)

Nickname: Nessie

Size: 40 feet

RESULTS:

Kraken TTB: 7 minutes, 32 seconds

Kraken Boner Intensity: 6.1

Nessie TTB: 12 minutes 33 seconds

Nessie Boner Intensity: 5.8

Kraken's got tentacles.  Kraken's got suckers.  Kraken's probably got like...15 spots I can stick my dick.  No brainer.