Week of 4.20.15

I'm sorry everybody.  I know I've been shirking my duties.  Work has been crazy lately.  But you don't want to hear excuses, you want to hear about dicks and their magnificent journey towards rigidity.  I'll leave you with this quote, from the classic 90's movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and we can all move on:

"Wise man say - forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"

Now let's get on with it!  This weeks boner is brought to you by...Human Plant Hybrids!

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 4 minutes, 34 seconds

BONER INTENSITY: 7.9

DISCOVERIES:  This one was actually pretty easy.  Imagine you're having sex with a girl, but that girl has tree arms.  Boner right?  Imagine you're fucking a beanstalk with a human head.  Boner right?  Like I said - easy.