Week of 3.23.15

It's March Madness, and that can only mean one thing...BRACKETS!!!

This week we'll take a look at the West portion of our bracket, also known as the "Bigfoot Bracket".  That's right folks, it's time for



SASQUATCH VS YETI!!!!

Vital stats:

Sasquatch
Habitat: North American Pacific Northwest
Nickname: Bigfoot
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 500 lbs

Yeti
Habitat: Tibet/Nepal
Nickname: The Abominable Snowman
Height: 6'0"
Weight ???

A note on this challenge:
When finding images, to avoid sasquatch-yeti mixups because of their similarities, I performed an advanced google search, looking "Sasquatch" with no mention of Yeti, and vice versa.


RESULTS:
Sasquatch TTB: 12 minutes, 19 seconds
Sasquatch Boner Intensity: 4.8
Yeti TTB: 8 minutes, 45 seconds
Yeti Boner Intensity: 5.1

Yeti wins!! For whatever reason, Sasquatch seems much more masculine to me.  Also, if you're with a Yeti...you do what you gotta do to keep warm.