Week of 3/9/15 (barely)

Being the generous soul that I am, I figured I would follow up last week's office themed boner with a deep, personal look at my morning commute.

Here's a couple of snapshots to give you an idea.

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 4 minutes, 22 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 4.9. 4.9x1.3 (1.3 is the pants boner reduction coefficient) = 6.37
DISCOVERIES: I've got a couple of things working for me here.  First,the vibration of the car is a nice boner aid.  Next, it being early in the morning, before my first coffee, my body is still relaxed and tired, which helps with the short TTB.
The main strategy here is to embrace the essence of a morning commute - a slow, sad march to hours of soul-crushing employment.  One must embrace the idea that this is your last chance to enjoy oneself, the last taste of freedom, for hours.
AND THEN, SHIT, I SAW A HOME DEPOT, AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THE SMELL OF FRESH PINE AND I TOTALLY POPPED SOME WOOD IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
WOULD I DO IT AGAIN: Probably tomorrow.