Week of 3/2/15

It's a little after 2 in the afternoon.  I'm sitting in my cubicle at work.  I'm bored.

TODAY'S CHALLENGE: Things I can see while sitting in my cube. This being the internet I'm refraining from posting an actual picture from my POV, lest some fan identify me.  This should give you a pretty good idea though:

I'm tucked away in a back corner so I can't see any people unless they come to me.

STREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS:
Man this is gonna be hard with pants and boxers on.
I could totally fuck the hole in my monitor stand.
Like, it would probably feel pretty good.
Andrea's voice is actually pretty hot.
SHIT SOMEONE'S COMING!!!
   "Hey Meg"
   "Hey *****, did you get a chance to look at that email I sent you, it...
           (hey I can see meg, so she's fair game. But she's like, sixty. And short. And fat. But she's nice...ya I'd probably fuck her)
   "... What do you think?"
   "Uhhhh...let me look into it and I'll email        you."
That was awkward.
I bet I could fuck my phone.
BONER.

TIME TO BONER (TTB):: 4 minutes, 43 seconds

BONER INTENSITY: 5.2. 5.2x1.3 (1.3 is the pants boner reduction coefficient) = 6.76

WOULD I DO IT AGAIN: If I never get a boner in my cubicle again, I will be a sad, sad man.