Time to get a boner to this sentence (submitted by an avid reader of this blog):
"The languid boys of Tent Eighty-Six slept like perfect angels; soon, their bodies would succumb to the poison dust."
TIME TO BONER (TTB): 7 minutes, 18 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 7.8
DISCOVERIES: First off - I'm a visual guy, so I'm certainly not (easily) getting a boner to words on the screen. I have to use my imagination. I started out picturing the scenario, but found this disturbing and not at all boner inducing. Eventually, I began putting myself into the situation described in the sensation. Embracing the peaceful grasp of death. Slipping into the deepest sleep ever - the endless sleep. And everyone knows: the deeper the sleep, the bigger the boner. And voila! Dick raised.
WOULD I DO IT AGAIN: This particular sentence, no. But it's certainly an interesting exercise to take one out of context idea and apply it to a sexual endeavor. I'll try that again.
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