Following last weeks throwdown, this week I'll be examining CosMc and Mayor McCheese.
CosMc
Time to Boner (TTB): 4 minutes, 44 seconds
Boner Intenstiy: 6.0
Discoveries: A being with that many hands can presumably create a decent amount of joy. In the end, there was something a little childish, and masculine about CosMc which pushed my TTB up.
Mayor McCheese
TTB: 5 minutes, 2 seconds
Boner Intensity: 5.8
Discoveries: Mayor McCheese is wearing men's clothing, which caused some problems early on. Once I envisioned a nude being with a hamburger for a head, that's when the boner really started coming in. At the end of the day, there's something off putting about a hamburger headed beast simply because cannibalism comes with the territory.
Verdict: CosMc narrowly wins this round, but the grand winner is Grimace!
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