Back to back days I picked a character from McDonaldland in round one of my McDonaldland throwdown. Today I will reveal who is the more boner-inducing mascot - Grimace, or Birdie the Early Bird.
Grimace
TIME TO BONER (TTB): 3 minutes, 38 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 5.88
DISCOVERIES: Soft, cuddly, big mouth...what's not to love. I'm just going to assume Grimace is gender neutral so I don't feel weird about this short TTB.
Birdie the Early Bird
TTB: 6 minutes, 3 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 5.6
DISCOVERIES: I don't know if the pigtails or what, but Birdie is a little young looking, no? Kinda creeped me out.
VERDICT: Grimace in a landslide!
Join me next time for part 2: CosMc vs. Mayor McCheese!
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