So I'm supposed to clean this evening. The living room's a mess, dust everywhere...time to break out the Swiffer™! Just as I was getting ready to get going, I remembered that when I started on this grand undertaking, my friend (I won't say her name, but it rhymes with Fennifer) suggested I make the noble Swiffer™ a subject for a posting. Deal. In case you don't know,this is what I'm talking about:
TIME TO BONER (TTB): 12 minutes, 13 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 5.2
DISCOVERIES: This was a tough one. To start, it's a big pole. Quite phallic. Not helping matters, I really detest cleaning, and it's hard to disassociate this item from its function - that's what happens with great branding I guess. After trying a few different angles, I had to eventually focus on the soft dust cloth that gets attached to the device. Still, it took all my skills to get it up from this bad boy.
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