Week of 1/12/15 Part II

A scary thing happens when you search google images for "big business": you get a lot of images of Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin from their 1988 movie of the same name.

After several horrified moments thinking "I'll never get a boner now!" I modified my search to exclude anything with the terms "movie" or "film", and voila!  My big business boner was born.  Here are some highlights.

And finally - the one that really helped me the most...

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 2 minutes, 29 seconds

BONER INTENSITY: 8.0

DISCOVERIES:  I kind of expected this.  As the short TTB would suggest I'm pretty turned on by several ideas encapsulated here.

• New Briefcases
• Lunch meetings
• Putting on a coat and tie
• Diving into a vault filled with coins

WOULD I DO IT AGAIN: No.  I'm scared of where it might lead me.  I might get a boner whenever I shake the hand of an important businessman - and that would be awkward.