Week of 1/19/15

My task this week: watch this ten hour video until I get a boner.  I know what you're thinking - sexy beat + sexy reptiles = sexy boner.  IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 12 minutes, 46 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 5.65
DISCOVERIES: If I'm into bestiality I can safely say that at least reptiles are off the menu.  I couldn't find anything boner inducing about the visual aspect of this video.  It wasn't until I'd been watching for about 6 minutes that I really started to connect the words and the visuals together.  I imagined myself inside the crocodile.  While initially this did little to help, eventually I forced myself to find the sexuality of being in an enclosed wet space.  Barely.
WOULD I DO IT AGAIN:  No, and I don't want to hear that fucking song ever again either.  Jesus fucking Christ.