Rules:Never allow yourself to forget or overlook the fact that the women have saws.
TIME TO BONER (TTB): 2 minutes, 16 seconds
BONER INTENSITY: 7.6
DISCOVERIES: Before we get into, I'd just like to say I was a little disappointed in the lack of saw variety I was able to find. The vast majority of images featured a chainsaw, and I would have preferred to spice it up a bit.
Before heading into this I thought the TTB would be a bit higher, because my penis is very afraid of saws. When wielded by a woman though (especially a hot one), it turns out this isn't such a big impediment to my boner-bility though. What sent me over the edge was the final picture I posted here. The spiral watermark over the eye, juxtaposed with the saw, gives the impression of a cyborg, and it turns out that I am REALLY into cyborgs.
WOULD I DO IT AGAIN: Yes. Most likely with a focus on cyborgs. Is there a female version of Ash from Evil Dead, with the chainsaw arm?
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