Week of 1/12/15

In honor of being only 51 days away from Purim, this week's boner is brought to you by Synagogues.
Here's some examples of what I had to work with.

Full disclosure I was 3 beers deep when this attempt began.

TIME TO BONER (TTB): 14 minutes, 17 seconds

BONER INTENSITY: 8.3

DISCOVERIES: I'm not gonna lie, this one was a struggle.  But when it developed, boy did it develop with power!  You would think that since synagogues tend to have a certain "tit-like" quality, this TTB would be lower, but something about brick/stone is sexually off-putting.

WOULD I DO IT AGAIN:  Only if the synagogue was filled with Jewesses.

P.S. What is Purim?